I just cut my nipple shaving
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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