I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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