Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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