i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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