Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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