Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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