hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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