I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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