Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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