Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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