hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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