It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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