Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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