Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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