in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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