My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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