At least make sure they are 18
Why
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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