We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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