I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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