Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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