I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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