True but thats because hes a fetus.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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