it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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