Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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