Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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