threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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