I CAN MOONWALK!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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