Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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