So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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