please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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