i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She's like a pop up book from hell.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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