Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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