I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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