eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
