i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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