i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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