when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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