He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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