her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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