Small penises have feelings too.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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