I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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