Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Found the puke drawer
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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