Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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