bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just found puke in my bra..
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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