On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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