Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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