Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
