love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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