North Korea, Best Korea!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I cut my penus on the lid.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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