fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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