THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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