party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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